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Driving Taste

Before you take on to the Indian Roads again, check how much you score in - The Funny Indian Driving Test
If you are a driver already....you will be tempted to choose multiple options for the same question but please, please select only one option.

The Driving Taste

1) Before changing lanes you should -
  1. Just swing into the lane and keep driving.
  2. I know and follow - 'All Lanes Rule'- while driving use all the lanes!
  3. Speed up and drive parallel to a 3-wheeler, you will change the lane automatically.
  4. Turn the steering till you can hear your car scraping against another.
2) The Top Light on a traffic signal is -
  1. A fused bulb
  2. Disco lights
  3. Frustrating
  4. Just a different color from the other two.
3) The speed limit in a residential area is -
  1. Related to the age of your car
  2. Proportional to the number of babes on the street
  3. Very fast when there are no hawkers
  4. Slow enough for the girl in the 3rd floor window of the corner apartment to notice your cell phone.
4) When pedestrians enter a Zebra Crossing, you should -
  1. Speed faster and test their reflexes
  2. Dont bother - because Zebra's live in Africa
  3. Turn up the music and liven up the road
  4. Slow down only when you see a cow
5) When you have to stop at the traffic signal, you should -
  1. Pump up the music
  2. Look at the passengers in the adjacent car suspiciously and lock your door
  3. Keep some change ready for the beggars
  4. Call someone on your cell phone so everyone can see that you own one.
6) While driving on a Highway, you should -
  1. Hoist the ruling party's flag on your car
  2. Wear earplugs
  3. Pray to God
  4. Wear a Turban
7) Parking is permitted -
  1. Outside all hotels, restaurants, shop, etc.
  2. Anywhere you can find space
  3. Not where you can see a Traffic Cop
  4. Where your hubcaps, weather strips, music systems, etc. dont get stolen.
8) You can take a 'U' Turn only when -
  1. You suddenly notice a 'Sale' banner displayed outside a shop.
  2. When you remember the groceries you wife asked you to buy
  3. When you spot your friend passing by the other side of the road
  4. When traffic on your side of the road is jammed
9) While overtaking a vehicle, you should -
  1. Feel very happy
  2. Overtake anyhow, anyway you can. Getting ahead in life starts here
  3. Pray before you start overtaking
  4. Make eye contact with the driver of the vehicle that you are overtaking. Look cool
10) If you are stopped by a Traffic Cop
  1. Curse your luck
  2. Get new photographs - you will need them for your new licence
  3. Congratulate him for doing his duty so well
  4. Tell him about your uncle who is the Assistant Commissioner of Police
Come back for test scores. More tests coming up soon


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Check if you know these road signs
When you see a sign like this near a store....


you usually see a sign marked with chalk on the spot where your car was once parked, just like shown below. Don't bother trying to read it - instead the near by shop owners will tell you about the RTO office where you pay the fine and get your car again.



CHECK OUT SOME MORE ROAD SIGNS!


Day-Night Tyre repair shop - Warning! Nails strewn on road ahead!







Launching
Ramp Ahead! Speed up & fly.




Speed Limit - 50 mph?
Speed Limit - 50 kmph?
Speed Limit - only above 50 ?
Only 50 vehicles can speed on this road?